Note: The below account of
the bowls evening is by Path Rasan. The report sometime uses elasticated facts.
EASCOTE CC INDOOR BOWLS FINALS PREVIEW
BREAKING: The finals of the Eastcote Indoor Bowls tournament is
set to start at 8pm on Friday the 5th of April with the top
four team (highlighted in yellow) battling it out for the Mark Fielding Indoor
Bowls trophy. It promises to be a fun night with some exciting bowls, music and
some spicy Mutton rolls, Fish Patties and a vegetarian option.
The Brexiteers and the
Undate-a-Bowls will also compete but this, to avoid the Jim Fairbrother Wooden
Spoon.
In other news, Myvfany
Barret of Few Good Men is set to become a CBE on the 4th of April!
Congratulations Myvfany.
PREVIEW
Few Good Men:
This superbly well-knit team’s knitting may be coming off with key
player Stephen unavailable for the finals. No doubt Captain Wallis has a
cunning plan.
Mixed Bag:
When asked what his
strategy was to win the trophy, Captain Chandler had said “to turn up”. Now to
make sure not to miss the bus.
WrongUns:
Captain Harding’s
WrongUns will be hoping they can be the RightUns on the day. Ambiguously named,
WrongUns are meant to identify with the clever cricketing delivery, the Googly
and not to be mistaken for ‘wrong ones’.
Top tip: Avoid
ambiguity by rebranding to Doosra instead.
Bowling Stones:
Rolling Bowls have made it to the finals on the first
time of asking. Now they need to believe. Captain Bramble need not worry
because in his ranks he has Jason Travers who has shown that he has the
absolute ability to believe in the impossible for years - Brenford FC winning
the FA cup.
Other News:
Glamour Girls who had a stranglehold on the Wooden
Spoon for many years narrowly failed to qualify in the top four! Angry Birds
showed great promise. Carpet Burners and Stunts are bound to rue the missed
opportunities that could have changed the course of history.
Carpet Burners vs Undate-a-Bowls 7-0
Undate-a-Bowls: Captain David Bowers, Scott , John Harry and Deborah-Ann
Carpet Burners: Captain Natalie, Max Walker, David Wakefield and Vic
WrongUns vs Mixed Bag 7-0
WrongUns: Captain Adam Harding, James Mans, Sam Moody, Barnaby Heap and
Danny Mac
Mixed Bag: Captain Steve Chandler, Mona, Mike Chandler, Chris Thom and
John Ayres
Loose Women vs Few Good Men 8-10
Few Good Men: Captain Clive Wallis, Zac Wallis, Stephen Barret and Myvfany Barret
Loose Women: Captain Louise Hobday, Janet Thom, Ele Broom, and Denise
Broom
Brexiteers vs Angry Birds 1-7
Brexiteers: Geoff Eastwell, Martin Barry, Dave
Williams, Steve Eastwell and David Kemp, Steve
Garner and Paulo Gernova
Stunts: Captain James Roan, Stanley, Matt Savage, Danny Skilton and Sumo